With infinite requests, routing them to each Lord-in-charge (330 million, as per hindu mythology) was getting tedious. GOD got inspiration from Indian- IT industry, and started a call center...
A person prays and gets a recorded voice response in Apsara’s voice...
"Hi, thank you for calling heaven....
For start-up & mouse related problems, pray Ganesha,
For system Installation issues, pray Bramha,
For system Operation issues, pray Vishnu,
For system Un-installation & patch-up (ref. Bal Ganesh) issues, pray Shankar,
For Multi threading, pray Krishna (The number is busy as HE is busy with Gopis),
For Best practices query, contact Yudhishtir,
For Visual C++, contact Sanjay,
For Motivation & team building, contact Draupadi,
For Laptop related query, contact Dushasan,
For Cloning, contact Gandhari,
For E-learning, contact Eklavya,
For Tele-learning, contact Abhimanyu,
For extended warranty, contact Bhishma
For Single thread execution, pray Sita,
For Data recovery related issues, pray Ram,
For Backup issues, contact Lakshman,
For Boot installation, contact Bharat,
For Messenger issues, pray Hanuman,
For Contract issues, contact Sugriva,
For Firewall service, contact Jatayu,
For Hacking, contact Ravana,
For Knowledge management, pray Saraswati,
For Data transfer issues, pray Narada,
For Reorganisation issues, pray Shani,
For Past accounts & hard-disk format, pray Dattatreya,
For Appraisal, contact Yama,
For Account audit, contact Chitragupta.
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